What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

womens rights

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Banana(s)

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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