- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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I cant think of one (._. )

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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