josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

balls in ya mouf

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Josh kissing a girl

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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