What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

cot!

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Penis in a box.

guess what? chicken butt.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Compton

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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