why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Will you marry me?

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Lil' Wayne

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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