- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

women leaving the kitchen

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Star Wars

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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