Your Mom

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -14

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Hitler is my role model

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

thumb_up thumb_down -26

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops