- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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