Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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