Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

A fat boy walked into a party

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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