what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Your Mom

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Lebron Traveled

OGC - tilt your head

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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