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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Bin Laden is dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

A Mexican walks into a club.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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