- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What is brown and sticky?

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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