What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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GONNA

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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