What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Left. That one direction...

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Women"s Rights

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Poopsack Jones

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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