"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Women"s Rights

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Tennesse

Your mom

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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