roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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