- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Knock knock runs away laughing

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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