A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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lololololololololol

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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imadewords

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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