What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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An asian walks out of math class

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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