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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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