What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Steve Jobs.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

*you're

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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