What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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who eats pencils asians

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Hey, Max!!

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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antijokes

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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