A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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imadewords

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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penis

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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