- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Knock knock runs away laughing

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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