- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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