What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

What's up? The sky.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

The 19th Amendment

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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