- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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