How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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GONNA

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Women's sports.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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