Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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boobs

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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