- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve Jobs.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Knock, knock. Come in.......

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Penis in a box.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

balls in ya mouf

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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