Jacob Edwards has friends.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Penis.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Anne Frank.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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