Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Anti Joke

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