- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What is a question?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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