How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Whats9+10 19

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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