- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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