Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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