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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

whos gay? you are

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