- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

stuff and dogs {()}

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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