Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What's up? The sky.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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brett is a dick

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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