- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

An asian walks out of math class

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Tim's gay.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Vagina-Boob

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

A Banana wrote this...

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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