why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

I cant think of one (._. )

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Steve Jobs.

Don't think of granny porn

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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