- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Hummer.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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