- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

666

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

I'm gay.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

like facebook.com/john maon

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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