- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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