- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

9/11/2001

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Whats White and sticky? Semen

who farted? umm........that guy.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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