What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

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