German sausage is the wurst

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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