Good.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

GAY PEOPLE

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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