Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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robin, get in the car.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Knock knock Come in!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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