- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Knock Knock It's Open!

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Knock, knock. Come in!

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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