Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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