only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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