Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Tim's gay.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Vagina-Boob

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

A Banana wrote this...

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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