why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What is worse than hell?

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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