- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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