How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Obama-Care

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What is worse than hell?

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Asians

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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This is my joke. funny

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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