- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Knock Knock It's Open!

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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