Frown is a four letter word.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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