- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

There's no "i" in tim.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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