I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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obama is a good president

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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How do magnets work?

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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