- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Frown is a four letter word.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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