- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Hellen Keller

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Du bist mein Kampf

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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