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Microsoft Windows

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What is brown and sticky?

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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