- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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