Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Chaney is a dumb b****

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Left. That one direction...

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

I cant think of one (._. )

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

An asian walks out of math class

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Knock Knock No one answers....

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Anti Joke

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