- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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World peace

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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women leaving the kitchen

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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