A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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potato farming

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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