What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Justin Bieber

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Your mother

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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