- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

MICHAEL

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

My Girlfriend

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What's up? The sky.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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