- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

This is not a good joke.

Rock mattress.

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

Knock knock No one was home

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What flys? A fly

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Men's rights.

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