- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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