What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Women's rights.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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