What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Communism

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Haha

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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