- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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