- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What did you say? I don't know.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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