What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Rebecca Black

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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who smells? •Liam

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Susie has Autism

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Anti Joke

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