Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Penis in a box.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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balls in ya mouf

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Your mom

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Women"s Rights

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