What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What is brown and sticky?

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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women have rights

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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