- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Hitler was Jewish.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

brett is a dick

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

whos gay? you are

weiner? balls

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