People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Josh kissing a girl

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Chayton

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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