knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Microsoft Windows

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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