What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Womens' rights.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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