Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Women"s Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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