- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Steve Jobs.

World peace

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Women"s Rights

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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