- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Penis in a box.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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