- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

World peace

Women"s Rights

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

women leaving the kitchen

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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