How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Justin Bieber

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Your mother

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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