Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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what time is it rape time

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Anne Frank.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Pickles

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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