Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Wolf Pussy

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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