A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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¿melano?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Google Doodles

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Potato

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Left. That one direction...

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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