Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

A seal walks into a club.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Jake Bowar

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Josh kissing a girl

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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