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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Women's rights.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

guess what? chicken butt.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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