- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Period Blood

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??