- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Du bist mein Kampf

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

a show horse jumps over a bar

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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